I specialize in things T-Shirt

A Warning, a Promise, and a Hell of a Good Time.

This is for the man with a wicked sense of humor and a very... specific set of specialties. It’s the ultimate "bad idea" that feels so, so good—a bold brag and a flirtatious warning, all in one line of text.

But this isn't just a witty slogan.

For those who are really paying attention, that little golden drop at the end isn't just a design choice. It’s a very intentional, very deliberate nod to "Code Yellow." It’s a flag for those who share your particular... thirst.

This tee is the perfect filter. It's for the Dom who loves to push boundaries, the Top who promises an unforgettable (and probably messy) night, and the Sir who knows that the best memories are the ones that make you blush the next day.

Crafted from 100% premium cotton, it's soft enough for a long night of "bad decisions" and durable enough to handle whatever "3 AM" throws at you.

Go on. Show them your specialty. (Don't say you didn't warn them.)

Sizing: These are 100% cotton and will shrink about 1 size. So, on average, order up one size from your comfortable size and let the shirt shrink to your desired fit. If you like a snug fit, order your usual size. *Shirts are not returnable for the incorrect size.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

*Every T-shirt includes the Paragon Illusions trademark logo centered on the front by the collar, even if not shown in all product videos.

*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!