My TO-DO List T-Shirt
$28.95
A Fair Warning. And a Full Agenda.
Let's be honest, your parents warned you about people like this. And let's be even more honest... that's why you're here.
This isn't just a witty slogan; it's a full-on kink resume. The bold text sets the stage, and the unmistakable handcuff graphic delivers the punchline. This shirt makes it clear: your "TO-DO" list isn't about chores. It's about a very different kind of play.
It’s the perfect tee for the Dom with a cady sense of humor, the Top who's planning a very busy weekend, or the Sir who’s proud of their "bad" reputation. It’s a warning, a promise, and an invitation all at once.
Crafted from 100% premium cotton, it’s soft, comfortable, and ready to be the first thing you wear on a night of "bad decisions."Go ahead. Let them know what you have planned.
Sizing: These are 100% cotton and will shrink about 1 size. So, on average, order up one size from your comfortable size and let the shirt shrink to your desired fit. If you like a snug fit, order your usual size. *Shirts are not returnable for the incorrect size.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
*Every T-shirt includes the Paragon Illusions trademark logo centered on the front by the collar, even if not shown in all product videos.
*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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